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Proud Member #5
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Powers of X
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NAMES
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Dex & Chaz
w/ Baron Von Drage
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ORIGIN
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The Barbaric Wastelands???
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INTERESTS
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Guy flicks!... Braveheart, Conan the Barbarian, Gladiator, 300 and uh... Nacho Libre
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FINISHER
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Double spine buster
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COMMENTS: A mysterious team of unknown origin, manager Baron Von Drage has assembled one of the most brutal tag-teams in M.U.S.C.L.E. wrestling history. These two barbaric pea-brains have unmatched aggressive physical ability in the ring, but their interview skills leave a lot to be desired. When asked what the "X" stood for, Chaz replied "X-YOU! POOP IN THE HEAD, BLEEEH!!!".
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Fox Force 2
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NAMES
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Fox Vindioli & Fox Jr. (aka Oilman)
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ORIGIN
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Evans, CO
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INTERESTS
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The M.P.S., Nintendo, food reviews
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FINISHER
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Van Foxinator... with Cheese
(corner-to-corner missile drop kick
using Oilman)
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COMMENTS: As mismatched as this tag-team may appear, they are actually father and son (don't ask!). On the side, Fox is the head of a M.U.S.C.L.E. preservation organization dedicated to getting the original M.U.S.C.L.E. toyline re-released on the market. His son Oilman is an avid Nintendo gamer, though he had to have a modified Atari 2600 joystick conversion made to accommodate his lobster claw-like hands and fighting games are not his specialty. When these two aren't testing their opponents in the ring, Fox drags his son to local burger joints to test out the latest 1/2 pound triple cheese quadruple bypass bacon burger supreme. With cholesterol levels so dangerously high, many wonder if these two will even make it to the next M.U.S.C.L.E.-Mania.
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Hell on Earth
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NAMES
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Lucifer D. Satan & Hell's Angel
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ORIGIN
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HELL!
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INTERESTS
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Evil deeds
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FINISHER
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Straight to Hell
(spike pile driver)
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COMMENTS: What the hell is Satan doing in MCW?!! Well, he says he's just looking for a few more souls to take and with the rise of the mWo, the pickins are plentiful. His little helper is no bundle of joy either. He's got a heart darker than the color of his skin. This is definitely one team everyone would want to avoid, unless they want to spend their eternal afterlife IN HELL!!!
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The Real Deal
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NAMES
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Tony & Butch
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ORIGIN
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Reside on Paradise Island, Bahamas
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INTERESTS
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Lookin' good... lookin' damn good!
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FINISHER
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The Flexplex
(German suplex w/flying clothesline)
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COMMENTS: They claim to be former bodyguards and fitness gurus of former boxing champ Evander Holyfield and claim to have created to whole "Real Deal" gimmick. They also say they were former massage therapists for Spice Girls (currently re-employed for the reunion tour, supposedly). While their claim to fame may not be legit, as you can see they take great pride in their exquisite physiques, which can't be denied.
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Chamber of Pain
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NAMES
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Master & The Gimp
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ORIGIN
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Uncle Zed's basement
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INTERESTS
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...will remain behind closed doors
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FINISHER
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The Rack
(Gimp's modified abdominal stretch... with an occasional feather tickle from Master)
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COMMENTS: There's the world famous Gallo Dungeon where some of MUSCLE wrestling's greatest superstars began their training. Then there's Master's dungeon where training of another nature takes place. Blood, sweat and tears... not from hours of vigorous training, but from the scorching sting of whips and chains and... well, you get the picture. Bound to his subordinate ways but just as fierce as a badger cornered in a burrow, The Gimp manages to hold his own against most tag-teams while Master only shares in the victory. A fairly impressive team, but we're all really just waiting for Gimp to open a can of whoopass on Master.
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