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MEAN EUGENE'S Q&A

These are Q&A's from back in 2000...

Q: What is "Vivid M.U.S.C.L.E. Entertainment"?
A: It's just the new name of parent company which use to be the unoriginal "Radniecki Productions". We can't comment any further than that.

Q: Why does Mr. Radniecki always get the fans all hyped up about these projects then never delivers?
A: Mr. Radniecki has an extremely active imagination. Unfortunately his work ethic cannot keep up with it. Because unlike Mr. Blackford, Mr. Radniecki puts his family before his work. Blackford is a wicked evil man you know!

Q: If you love Nathan's site so much, why don't you marry it?
A: Nathan's site is currently involed in a serious relationship with his own Fox & Tortle Show right now.

Q: On your links page, why are you badmouthing some of the other MUSCLE wrestling sites out there? That's not cool.
A: Plain and simple, THEY SUCK! Just kidding folks. Don't mistake negativity for honesty. And honesty is not nessecerily a bad thing. Does the MWF's logo not look like another well recognized logo? Can you find any evidence of actual wrestling having taken place on the Frontier Wrestling site? Hasn't the MWL not been updated in the last decade? These are just observations people. We're not knocking any of those sh*tty sites.

2-15-00

Q: Hey, over the last couple years you guys said that Clyde had some cousins on their way SOON, a Claw "army" was on their way SOON, Booger Webber's five big mean ugly brothers were on their way SOON, the double-zero king Sukaru will be signed SOON, the Trash Foundation was coming SOON, the Evil Empire had more members coming SOON. My question is, are you guys confusing the word "soon" with the word "NEVER"? Yo yo yo what's up with that?
A: First off smart ass, more than half of those were never confirmed as coming to MCW. If you remember correctly pea-brain, my old news room was actually titled "Mean Eugene's News & RUMORS"! Sorry folks, I'm being very unprofessional right now. Other then that, I have no legitimate excuse for your question you a$$hole!

Q: The mWo did suck, as did their website. But I do think the Dingo Pack website was cool, will it ever be back up! The Supreme Being's "DP Files" was pretty cool and what ever came of that DP invasion on the Bandai Headquarters?
A: Mr. Radniecki didn't like the idea of the Supreme Being talking about the wrestling business from a "smart's" point of view. There are plenty of other websites for that. And rumor had it that MPS President Darrin Vindioli was quit upset about the DP invasion on Bandia. He apperently liked the idea as far as the "show" was concerned, but felt it would only damage the MPS's attempt to get the M.U.S.C.L.E. toyline rereleased. And Mr. Radniecki does not want to piss of the Godfather of MCW. But yes, there are plans to bring back the Dingo Pack site regardless.

Q: There's that TV14 rating on your site. Wouldn't having free access to viewing Lester's penis make it a TVM rating?
A: No. Seeing Lester's penis is only a TV14 rating. Seeing Boner the Barbarian's wiener would make us TVM.

Q: Hey, it's me again. You also said a while back that you guys were going to bring back the old MMW in 2000 which would consist of the old-school type wrestlers from MCW and that there would be a big east -vs- west grand event of sorts every year. It's Y2k and no MMW! Get with the program boys! You also said that MCW and EMW was going to have a big ppv event together in 2000 too (which of course would clash with the MMW plans anyway you brainiacs!). What happened to that? Did you chicken out or do you guys just suck! I'm outta here, word to your mother!
A: First of all, I can't explain just how much of an A-hole this guy is. But he's got some good questions I guess. Yes, the MMW was to be re-established which would have consisted of the more old-school wrestlers and maybe a few not so old-school that helped get the MMW on the map in the first place. But the thought of 80's wrestling in the year 2000 wasn't such a great idea on second thought. If you had a chance to watch a triple-threat match between Mr. Intensity, X-Calibur and Destruction Unltd. or between Hulk Hogan, The Donkey Tonk Man and Exotic Adrian, who would it be? Exactly! As bad as we neglect MCW, imagine how barren the MMW website would be! But the MCW/EWM clash will happen. Mr. Radniecki and Mr. Blackford have meetings regularly.

Q: Now that Lamont has a job with you, is he still homeless?
A: Well, yes. But we let him sleep in the trash bins out in our arena parking lot. Nobody is really sure what he does with his money.

Q: I'd like to see more of the Sun Blocks. If they're so badass, how come we don't hear more about them?
A: I think the point was covered quite well by Beez earlier in a news report. The Sun Blocks have no personality. Most of them have a rather strong British accent and are rediculuosly polite, so it just doesn't sound very threatening when they say something like "I'm gonna kick your ass!". It comes out more like "Excuse me, but I may hauf to kick yor auss!" It's not they don't beat the living hell out of the other wrestlers, it happens quite often. But come on, it's like Hugh Grant as The Terminator. But if you ask me, and if Mr. Radniecki would give me a shot on the creative team, I think the Sun Block could have something very special here. A bunch of prissy, panzy ass, British BADASSES! It's the "irony" of it….but God I hope they don't read this report!

Q: Hey, it's me again. I remember you guys pushing some crap about having some sort of MCW Olympics a while back too. Did that not happen or did they take place in Nagano and we just didn't get to see them? You guys need to get down with it cause I'm on your back and I'm 2 legit 2 quit! Peace out boyeee!
A: ???....Thank you and good night.

That's it for this month fans. See you in March!

3-16-00

Q: Mean Eugene, so many porn sites out there charge for membership. Why don't you start charging for the Nasty Show? You would make a lot of money!
A: Uh... you actually go to the Nasty Show? .......AND WOULD PAY TO SEE IT?!!!

Q: I was and still am a big fan of Stone Cold Beez, but as you said before, he has lost a lot of popularity after only about 6 months into MCW back in '98. What exactly happened? Because I'm such a loyal fan of his, was I just blind to see the cause of his downfall?
A: First off, it wasn't Beez's fault. It was prior the '98 Cage Extreme pay-per-view that Beez made the challenge to the then credible mWo for a War Games match (two teams of 4 on 4). Beez had his own idea of mystery partners to bring in which we believe were to be Bam Bam Bazooka, Terri Bull and Sukaru. But the MCW booking committee stepped in and replaced Terri and Sukaru with '80s wrestling icons The Ultimate Warrior and the Madness (aka Macho Man). Though these two are still great wrestlers in their own right, they have failed to really make that transition into our '90s age of attitude. Deep inside I think the bookers knew this going in, so they hope Beez would help get them over. But it obviously backfired so that the fans associated Beez with these two 80's cheese balls. Just killed his heat! Bazooka by the way was a much-anticipated returnee to M.U.S.C.L.E. wrestling. Though he too was a product of the 80's, his look, style and attitude always seemed a bit out of place back then, but would fit perfectly into today's wrestling world. He too suffers a bit from the Cage Extreme booking incident.

Q: Mean Eugene, weren't you cousin Oliver on the Brady Bunch?
A: Ha ha, very funny.

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