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*Excluded from these reports are the Brentano Gallo "I got screwed" speeches and the drama surrounding them. As well as most of the Brentano/Beez feud....for unknown reasons.
1-13-00
M.U.S.C.L.E.-Mania 2000
Though there's no official word on how the titles will be decided at MM2000. We do think a one-night tournament is now out of the question. More likely will be that over the next three months prior to MM2000, wrestlers will be vying for contendership and the top two contenders will wrestler for each title on the big night. But we can't forget about the "screw" factor. Surely the Gallos will have something to say about it all, and though Brentano may not have as much of a case, surely Ernest and Julio will be granted a free pass to MM2000 having never lost the Tag Titles in the first place. Not to mention that Mr. Radniecki likes the huge gash on Julio's head. It helps give MCW that rougher edge he's looking for.
Radniecki/Blackford: part 2
Mr. Radniecki and EMW President Mr. Blackford had their second in-person business meeting this last weekend, most of which centered around Steele's contract. Rumor has it that Steele is torn between the big paychecks here at MCW and his loyalty to EMW. Many believe that it was Steele who put EMW on the map, or was it MCW's interest in Steele and talent raid that gave EMW some recognition. After all, they are admittedly "MCW's bitch". Anyway, the two Presidents enjoyed a nice dinner together with their families, while their two bratty little kids screamed, cried and wreaked havoc upon the dining establishment once known as Chevy's Baja Grill. So much for the future of MCW and EMW...
mWo = Man, We're Outtahere!
Members of the Hooligan Hogan's M.U.S.C.L.E. World Order have also decided to start off the new millennium with a clean slate. Realizing that Hooligan has done absolutely nothing to boost their careers, nor has he even come close to taking over MCW, which was the whole purpose of the mWo in the first place (the closest they came was when The Supreme Being held the World Title, but he and the Dingo Pack left the mWo shortly after realizing that the mWo just made them look like idiots), several members of the remaining mWo walked out on Hooligan as well. Steele (who left long ago, was the mWo's biggest star outside of the Dingo Pack), Big Wringer Cool, The Rock, The Gooch (who just got sick of being bossed around by a white man) and Son of Frankenstein (who has been getting several movie, TV and commercial role offers from Hollywood lately) have all given Hooligan their 2 week notice. Remaining are the mWo Bulldogs who are Hooligan's cousins and Rod the Bod who will probably always have loyalty to Hooligan, in addition to his now inevitable upcoming feud with The Gooch over his "roots" and "remembering were he came from". Though Hooligan is quite saddened by the loss of his once ominous dynasty, he still plans on rebuilding the mWo by bringing in more reputable outsiders, but he has since ruled out the whole "taking over MCW" campaign. That role has obviously gone to the "Gallo World Order".
Hardcore Budget Crisis
With revenue down from last year, the decision to include a "Hardcore" title was questionable. The reason being are the props. MCW now has the expense of keeping a continuous stock of fresh props at ringside for all these damn hardcore matches. Well actually Commissioner Bull (yes, he's still runs the show) came up with the solution that's it's the competing wrestlers that are responsible for bringing their own props. So like Hammer would bring a bucket of nails, Mayumi could bring his bag of marbles and SW26 can bring his sea monkeys I guess? (like SW26 will ever be in a hardcore match, lol!...at least no by choice!)
The Pecker Slams Satan's Soldiers
After a most impressive debut at M.U.S.C.L.E.-Mania 2 about this time last year, intruding on the main event between Mr. Intensity and The Supreme Being and double choke slamming both of them straight to hell, X-Calibur was shortly after side-tracked after a match with Peck Peck the Giant. After the usual paddle ball routine the Pecker has to endure through all his matches, he managed to pull one of those devastating choke slams out of his ass (excuse to language folks, but he doesn't have a back pocket), drive X-Calibur through the mat and take the victory. Now this was bad news in more ways than one and for more than just X-Calibur. First off, Mr. Radniecki had originally brought X-Calibur in to MCW with intentions of him having an impressive "undefeated" run all year leaving a trail of carnage behind him, then being the top monster heel going in to M.U.S.C.L.E.-Mania 2000 against the World Champ, most likely being either The Supreme Being, Mr. Intensity or Brentano Gallo, all of whom have their own respective fan base. Luckily things have obviously change and those plans no longer matter. Then there's the crushing blow this gave to X-Calibur's credibility. Maybe it was psychological, but the two had another match the following week where Peck Peck once again scored a win. Not only that, but Lucifer sent in the rest of his Evil Empire after the match to destroy the little turd, but were also greeted to the ring by the baddest choke slam in the business... Pecker fled the scene immediately after. X-Calibur has not been scene since. He has however, contacted our MCW headquarters recently asking for a return match with Peck Peck at MM2000.
Peck Peck: The "New" 8th Wonder
After the events described above, Peck Peck went the rest of the year undefeated and in one particular interview back in November, stated that he has dethroned Andre the Giant as the "new" 8th Wonder of the World! (I guess you can see where this one's going).... Andre Jr. was furious! Peck Peck is now #2 on Andre Jr.'s hit list, right under Hulk Hogan, the man who Andre Jr. believes actually killed his father. Expect these two to feud if Pecker has time outside of his X-Calibur feud. Though with all of Andre's rage over his father's death, Mr. Radniecki is strongly steering him toward the Hardcore division.
Ice Cold Freeze for Stone Cold Beez
The foul-mouthed, finger flipping, toughest SOB currently known as Stone Cold Beez will soon be undergoing a character change at the hands of our creative team. Though he was once one of the most intriguing personalities and a fan favorites early on, his shtick wore very thin after only 6 months, thus drifting him straight into mid-card status. After seeing the true origin of M.U.S.C.L.E. #65 on a Kinnikuman website, our creative team has decided to transform Beez from stone to ice. According to them, he will now go by the possible names of "Baron Von Frosty", "Icy Spice" or "Beez the Prince of Freeze" and his new catchphrase will be "Chill out or feel the wrath of my deepfreeze mister!" Well as bad as that was, did they have to add the "mister" part? Geez, who's writing this stuff? No wonder our ratings are down! Beez himself had said he doesn't mind the elemental change, but would like to keep a Stone Coldish persona and maybe be known as "Ice Cold Beez" with the catch phrase "Beez 3:16 says I just frostbit your ass!" Yea, I like that. Screw the creative team!
A Really Petty Thief
Sajal Akmeel (aka The 41st Thief) was caught stealing Lamont the Homeless Pharaoh's toothbrush. What a pathetic little punk, stealing from a homeless man. Let alone his toothbrush, his only possession outside of his ragged clothes and cardboard box. But Sajal was allowed to keep the toothbrush because no one really cares about the homeless.
Trash that old thing already!
About a year and a half ago former MMW Intercontinental Champion the Donkey Tonk Man debuted in MCW with the old MMW Intercontinental Title in hand claiming to still be the "greatest Intercontinental Champion of aaaaall time!" Though we made it clear to him that MCW would not acknowledge the old MMW IC Title, we let him continue to amuse himself with it and even went as far as to book unofficial title bouts for the MMW IC Title. With the new MCW IC belt being issued, we kindly asked him to dispose of that old MMW title as to avoid any confusion between the two belts in the future. He absolutely refused and said that his IC title is the ONLY IC title and he will continue to be the "greatest Interconti..." well you know the rest. So now we have the problem of two IC belts in MCW. It wouldn't be so bad except that the Donkey Tonk Man is one of the more projectile personalities around (annoyingly so) and would surely overshadow any MCW IC's title reign with his constant and obnoxiously vocal claim to fame. Not to mention that that old belt is an eyesore. The Donkey Tonk Man has had that thing for so long it actually smells like him now! A combination of bacon, sweat and cheap cologne. What to do?...
Mr. Blackford's Nude Awakening
Also on Mr. Blackford's visit to the MCW offices, he was introduced to Boner the Barbarian. Remember that scene in Jurassic Park were Sam Neill's character sees the Brontosaurus for the first time, his eyes pop out, his jaw drops and his knees buckle in?... Mr. Blackford was also briefly introduced to Nasty Naked Lester. Remember the disgusting feeling you got in Pulp Fiction when Zed and his buddy took Marcellus Wallace into the back room?...
Well, once again I am obviously getting desperate for some filler news.
M.U.S.C.L.E. Wars!
Our long awaited project M.U.S.C.L.E. Wars: Episode IV has been delayed, as is everything else around here! We're not sure when, mid-February, early April, maybe we should just shoot for a May 23rd release date! But we will at least have a trailer for it sometime soon. So keep looking to the stars for this one!
2-15-00
The first month of the new MCW was a big one! With the titles up for grabs in late March, many of the mid-card wrestlers are giving the top wrestlers a run for their money. More on that and much more in this month's news…*faaart!*... excuse me.
Underdogs Getting Over
A increased work rate has been noticed among several of the mid-card wrestlers as of late. It seems that it's due to the fact that not only are the titles up for grabs late next month, but that there are also more titles to go around now. And we're not talking about Peck Peck's big upset streak for the last 13 months. But then again, it might just be because no one wants to become the Big "P" Champion, you actually have to lose to win that title. Bruce Li scored a victory over Ahmed Bullion, and by using his supposed phony "Lethal Triple-Knuckle Aorta Thrust Punch". In a really odd match to watch, Booger Webber beat Claw (it was like watching two spiders fight!), Hulk "I only know three moves" Hogan defeated big Bruno (it was actually a very exciting match as well. Hulk was really pumped up as if he were reliving his old "Hogan -vs- Andre the Giant" match), in tag-team competition The Passion Plums beat Hell on Earth (but were later reminded that they will be still be going to hell for their gay sins) and finally the upset of all upsets, Charmin defeated Iron Maiden in a Hell's Cell match.....just kidding folks! Though not many of the other mid-carders scored any major victories, they have noticeably been more aggressive in the ring. Even SW26 took a swing at Brentano Gallo before their match while Brentano had his back turned giving another "I got screwed" speech. SW missed by about a foot by the way. He then forfeited the match claiming he threw his shoulder out.
Big "P" Battle Royal
Rather than wasting time keeping track of everyone's losses for the Big "P" Title match-up, MCW went ahead and just held a "Bottom 10 Battle Royal" last month. But the object here was that the FIRST two wrestlers out of the ring would go on to fight for the Big "P" Title at MM2k. Now I just say "out of the ring" as opposed to "over the top rope" because this match went on for about 25 minutes with no one getting even near over the top. Basically most of these guys were just too weak to accomplish such a feat and many just stayed clinging to the bottom rope. However, several did just fall out of the ring in that time. So after 25 minutes, Commissioner Bull just declared it an "out of the ring" Battle Royale. Some of the combatants in the match included: Lamont the Homeless Pharaoh, Compu-Bit, The 41st Thief, Greg, Oilman, Ahmad Raheem, Taikiki and Scaredy Bear. But the first two out of the ring were Charmin and of course SW26. Charmin really just kind of got bounced out of the ring. Oilman and Taikiki attempted to throw Greg into the ropes but hit Charmin instead, bouncing him though the ropes. SW26 just stayed on the ring apron clinging to the top rope with his fingertips leaning away from the ring. It was just a matter of The 41st Thief slapping SW's fingers causing him to fall to the floor. And there you have it! The two biggest P's in MCW.
Another Lawsuit
In the first two years MCW had been plagued with several lawsuits from a certain wrestler who shall remain nameless. Everything from emotional distress of having to wrestle Claw, to negligence of being trapped in a steel cage (during a sanctioned cage match!), to assault and battery charges for getting a little roughed up... DURING A WRESTLING MATCH! Luckily and as expected, the court threw every one of those cases out the door. However, as the Big "P" Championship gets ready to crown it's first title holder, SW... I mean, this particular wrestler is rumored to be putting yet another case together. This time for defamation of character. Mr. Radniecki is actually a little worried about this one. The Big "P" Title isn't actually something you win, it's more so forced on a wrestler. So SW just might have a legitimate case this time. But then again, it's not something that isn't constantly acknowledged backstage day in day out by all the other wrestlers, MCW is just making it official now. And who's to say that SW26 will even win that title? Charmin has a good... well an ok chance... ok, Charmin will probably kick SW's ass. It just won't hurt as much when wrestling against Charmin. Besides, the "P" hasn't officially been designated as standing for anything, everyone's just assuming.
Hogan/Warrior II
On the heels of his big and somewhat exciting win over the big toad Bruno, Hulk Hogan has also revived his career, well in his mind at least. After the 80's, the Hulkster drifted back into what was once known as the MMW, with absolutely nothing new to add to his character except an additional 10 years of aging. In a world of hurricanranas and top rope powerbombs, Hulk still sticks to the basics of body slams and suplexes aka BORING! Well on this particular night there must have been just a touch of nostalgia in the air as Hulk somehow managed pull out that old Hulkamania magic and get the crowd pumped up as he built up his attempt to slam one of the true giants of MCW, much like in his match against the legendary Andre the Giant about 15 years earlier. And when the inevitable body slam came, the crowd went wild! This doesn't necessarily mean Hulk's on the comeback trail. In my opinion, this was just a one time thing and Hulk is still and will remain a stick in the mud till the day he retires, or dies in his case. But for now Hulk Hogan is on a high. His first goal as the once again "Immortal" Hulk Hogan is to settle an old score with a wrestler who was the first ever to beat Hulk fair and square, thus putting Hulk's career into downhill mode from that point on. The wrestler was The Ultimate Warrior. The Warrior is currently signed with MCW and has accepted the challenge which will be added to the M.U.S.C.L.E.-Mania 2000 line-up. But fair warning folks, this match could be a little hard on the eyes, literally. Hulk with that same old red and yellow and The Warrior stuck in the 80's as well with his three shades of neon.
Family Feud
Despite being the tightest knit faction and family in MCW, Brentano had a backstage scuffle with cousin Miles at the Jan. 24th show. From eye witnesses Piglet and Nigel, the story goes that Brentano caught Miles in another one of those Secret Friends Club meetings. As you know, Brentano is sickened by that fact that his cousin, one of the best high fliers in the business and a member of the most respected faction around, even associates with this bunch of mischievous midgets. The two got into it, Miles defending that at least he gets a say in what goes on in the SFC. He's actually "second in command" as he says, while he's just a follower in the Gallo Foundation. Miles then went on about how at least Andre Jr. doesn't cry and whine when he doesn't get his way. He also added this little tidbit of information. Miles claimed to Bret that a while back he was secretly asked by Hooligan Hogan to join the mWo. Though Miles said he almost did, just so he could hang out with the Dingo Pack ("They're cool!" he says), but he refused only because he has more fun with the SFC. Now it's no secret that Brentano and Supreme Being are just as bitter rivals if not more than Supreme and Intensity. So this is now a double insult to Brentano. With all that said, Brentano then got Miles in a headlock exclaiming to Miles "So, you like hanging out in Munchkin Land?! You wanna be a degenerative smartass and run with the Dingo Pack do ya?!" Miles followed with "You're just jealous because the fans cheer more for them than you! Let's face it cousin, you're stuck in the 80's too. Nobody cares about clean-cut hero types anymore so why don't you pull that stick out of your ass and just cut loose once in a while!" "Why don't I just cut loose on you, you ungrateful little prick!" said Bret. The two than broke out into a pink and black brawl but were soon separated when the rest of the Gallos arrived at the scene. As Brentano was restrained by Julio and Ernest, Miles walked off on his own shouting "You suck Bret! You all suck! mWo! Miles World Order! Wheeew!" Well this was obviously more than just a little scuffle. Unlike other factions had that have made threats of taking over MCW so to speak, but none of which really followed through, Brentano seems dead serious about it. But the main reason to believe him is that again, unlike the other factions, the Gallos actually have to talent to pull it off. But with Miles rebelling this could be a problem for the Gallos, as he is a major factor. More thoughts on this below.
MM2k Line-Up
Though it'll be another month before it can be decided who'll be the #1 contenders for the titles, Mr. Radniecki is already putting the finishing touches on the bottom half of the card, mostly consisting of grudge and specialty matches. Yes, Mr. Radniecki is seeing to it personally that the MM2k card is the best yet. So far here's the card, including one title match:
Steele, The "Real" Tazu and Amazing Blue -vs- The Supreme Being, MCW Man and Miles Gallo
First off, this is a "Loser Leave Town" match. Mr. Radniecki is getting a little upset of all the hype Steele, Tazu and Blue are getting around here. It's not just hype, it's EMW hype. Mr. Radniecki feels that these three will always be labeled as "of EMW fame" and would rather not have the competition mentioned so much in MCW. So in an attempt to rid MCW of the EMW three, Mr. Radniecki has put three "expendable" MCW stars against them. That's right, believe it or not, but Mr. Radniecki would love to get rid of top stars the Supreme Being and Miles Gallo. Of course the Gallos have been the subject of rebellious conspiracy as of late and the Supreme Being has always raised controversial issues with the "smart" fans that MCW can do without. MCW Man, well he's just killing the ratings during his segments.
Peck Peck the Giant -vs- X-Calibur
See 01/13/00 report for this.
"yet to be named" -vs- "mystery opponent"
Well, we have the mystery opponent, we just haven't booked a wrestler for him yet. This mystery wrestler is said to be the next big force in MCW since the anti-climactic post-debut of X-Calibur over a year ago. It's about time MCW got someone new into the mix. Supreme Being, Brentano Gallo and Mr. Intensity can't carry the show on their own much longer. Rumor has it Sukaru may have finally signed with MCW... hmmm?
The Big "P" Championship
SW26 -vs- Charmin
Supremely Pissed!
The Supreme Being has made it very clear that he is extremely upset about being involved in the MM2k match he's in. He is one of the top three in MCW, yet he's booked on a team with Miles Gallo, of which the Dingo Pack/Gallo feud still remains red hot and MCW Man, the most boring uncharismatic jobber of our time against what he referred to as three peewee leaguers. Looks like Brentano's not the only one getting screwed around here. On a side note, it's now known that Miles Gallo is actually very fond of the Supreme Being. And though the Dingo Pack and Gallos are feuding, Supreme has never actually had a face to face confrontation with Miles. So if Supreme plays his cards right, he could have a very powerful ally.
3-16-00
Only the 3rd month of the new MCW and boy are things changing. Top stars Brentano Gallo and The Supreme Being are still getting the royal shaft into mid-card status while Mr. Radniecki tries to push fresh talent into the spotlight. The infamous Bull brothers are finally coming into play, Beez is back with a new edge, Sukaru's on his way back, as well as some new talent in the wings. Things are lookin' good!
M.U.S.C.L.E.-Mania 2000
First off, MM2k has now been officially scheduled for April 2nd, as oppose to late March as previously mentioned. Results will be posted later that night and a full report with exclusive photos will follow throughout the following weeks. As we said, MCW is starting off fresh for the new millennium. So everything prior to 1/1/00 as far as rankings and so forth mean nothing. For the last two months wrestlers have been vying for top contention for each title. Their win/loss records have been tallied and the card is now set, though subject to change as always. So here are the 15 (that's right 15!) matches scheduled for the big night:
World Championship: Mr. Intensity -vs- Terri Bull III
U.S. Championship: Jake the Snake -vs- Son of Frankenstein
*Intercontinental Championship: B-1000 -vs- The Donkey Tonk Man (MMW I.C. Champ)
Tag-Team Championship: Ernest & Julio Gallo -vs- The Blade Runners
Hardcore Title (3-way): Hammer Head -vs- Iron Maiden -vs- Angry Tina
The Big "P" Championship: SW26 -vs- Charmin
Grudge Match: Peck Peck the Giant -vs- X-Calibur
Losers Leave Town Match:
Team EMW: Steele, The "Real" Tazu and Amazing Blue 1000
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Team MCW: The Supreme Being, Miles Gallo and MCW Man
Brentano Gallo -vs- Ice Cold Beez
Mean Eugene's in ring interview with the returning "Sukaru"
Censored Match: Nasty Naked Lester -vs- Boner the Barbarian
Evil -vs- Innocence:
Hell on Earth and Claw -vs- The Pogi Bros. and Dougy DuChamp
Cage Match: Hooligan Hogan -vs- Andre Jr.
15-Man Battle Royal: The Dingo Warrior, Sexy Richard Selleck, Nigel, Mayumi, Bruno, Clyde, Avalanche, Fox & Oilman, Piglet, Booger Webber, Bruce Li, Bam Bam Bazooka, The 41st Thief and Destruction Unltd.
Retro 80's Rematch: Hulk Hogan -vs- The Warrior (now subject to change)
Big Wringer Cool -vs- "Mystery Opponent"
* The Intercontinental match is a loser denounces title match. If the B-1000 wins, the MCW I.C. Title will officially be sanctioned and held by the B-1000, while the MMW I.C. Title will simply be thrown in the trash. If Donkey Tonk wins, MCW will eliminate it's I.C. Title and the Donkey Tonk Man may keep his old MMW I.C.Title and go on claiming to be the greatest I.C. Champ of all time, though his title will remain officially unacknowledged.
The 00 King Returns!
After over 2 years of negotiations, MCW has finally signed a deal with the legendary Sukaru. For those of you who aren't aware, Sukaru wrestled for Mr. Radniecki and his associates back in the 80's in the MMW where despite his looks, was the most dominating wrestler of that time. He was a reigning MMW World Champion on more than one occasion, but more notably he would literally cripple many of his opponents with a variety of devastating maneuvers (see "History" section) striking fear into anyone who entered the ring with him. One of the main reasons Sukaru took so long to sign on with MCW was that back in the MMW Sukaru's appearance consisted of a pale-flesh colored body suit with multi-colored lettering and covered in MUD! He was dubbed the "Pigpen" of the MMW. Back then his look was eventually accepted as it just added insult to injury in a way. But now a days in the age of "attitude", Mr. Radniecki will not have some skinny, dirty, grimy, homeless looking piece of white trash go around destroying all the other wrestlers and winning the MCW World Title, and yes, Mr. Radniecki is certain that Sukaru is still very capable of such things. So Mr. Radniecki has been struggling with Sukaru over a new look for him. Mr. Radniecki is still looking for more "badass" looking heel characters, while Sukaru insisted that he would get more heat off the novelty of his look/dominance. But in the end Mr. Radniecki convinced Sukaru to go for the badass look (well, as badass of a look as one could give to Sukaru that is), because he'll still have a bit of an SW26 build to his body for that novelty effect. So fans of the old Sukaru can rejoice in their hero coming back in a Y2k version, while those of you who weren't fans of his can maybe now show a little respect for the guy who has kicked many an ass of everyone's other favorite wrestlers.
Big Wringer to Solve and Dissolve Mystery
As indicated above, Big Wringer Cool has stepped up to accept the challenge of the mystery opponent. Now I wonder if the mystery wrestler knows what he's in for. Wringer is really THEE giant of MCW, not Peck Peck, and has many impressive victories to back it up. Giants are one of the toughest obstacles in wrestling to overcome, especially if this mystery wrestler is a newcomer to our sport. But one thing's for sure, Big Wringer should thank his lucky stars that it isn't Sukaru... or is it?
Gallo News
Surprisingly there is no Gallo news this month. We're all just waiting to see how their situations pan out, both as individuals and a whole. So I'll just make some commentary here:
Beez's interruption on Brentano last month led to them being booked at MM2k against each other. Bret made it clear that he did not want another feud with Beez again, but if I were him I be thanking the bookers. If he wasn't thrown into this match off their heat, he might have ended up wrestling a dark match that night against Compu-Bit or something.
"Do you smell what The Bull is cooking!"
Dwayne Bull, the youngest of the Bull brothers, made his MCW debut last month. Dwayne has only been working house shows so far just to test out the waters, and because Mr. Radniecki doesn't want any more vibrant personalities in the spotlight until after M.U.S.C.L.E.-Mania 2000. Unexpectedly, Dwayne has been electrifying the fans with his quick wit, show-stopping ring work and snazzy catch phrases. He's actually been getting more fan reaction than a lot of our top stars, including his brother and world famous M.U.S.C.L.E. bad guy Terri Bull! Pretty damn impressive for a rookie in his first month! Part of Dwayne's (or "The Bull" as he refers to himself as) shtick is taking his right horn, "the people's horn", shining it really nice, turning that son'bitch sideways and sticking it straight up his opponents candy asses! Well, you get the picture, pretty funny stuff! Expect more of "The Bull" after MM2k.
On the subject of our newest personality, I can think of at least three MCW stars that will surely have a problem with The Bull. First off, Boner the Barbarian had planned on using that same persona for himself, but in a very explicit way such as "The C*ck says...", "Lay the salami down on you!" and "The most ERECTifying man in all of sports entertainment" etc.. But Mr. Radniecki would have no part of that so Boner was denied. And now the gimmick has simply been given to someone else. Surely Boner must be pissed about it. Then there's Stone Cold Beez. Beez of course was forced to alter his character as to not infringe on another well known wrestling personality's characteristics. And now you've got Dwayne "The Bull" who's obviously very similar to another "electrifying" personality in our business. We'll see if Beez can let this slide or if he'll defend his title as the biggest mouth in MCW. Then of course there's the Supreme Being who surely won't let Beez and Bull steal the spotlight from him.
Yuki had to go, Warrior broke his toe, Hogan's opponent? We don't know!
At the March 6th show, Yuki Pogi had an accident on the entrance ramp on his way backstage after he and his brother took on Claw and Lucifer in a tag-team match. The Pogis lost and it seems as though Yuki still hasn't gotten over the nightmarish fear of that creepy looking Claw. The accident of course was that Yuki wet his diaper and it leaked onto the entrance ramp. Anyway, so running down on his to the ring for the next match, The Warrior slipped in the pee, fell off towards the edge of the ramp and broke his toe! First off, I don't see how Warrior could have broken his toe of all things, he was wearing boots! But he now refuses to wrestle at MM2k if he's not 100%. Some "Ultimate" warrior he is. This of course now puts the big retro 80's match between he and Hogan in jeopardy (thank God!). Despite the rest of the MCW committee urging Mr. Radniecki to just cancel Hogan's match altogether, he insist that there are still quite a few Hulkamaniacs out there and is now scrabbling to find Hulk and viable opponent. Mr. Radniecki says he's got an old MMW wrestler in mind and that this wrestler will still fit in with the whole 80's thing and well as being an old rival from Hogan's past.... Wow! Who could that be? Has Mr. Radniecki resurrected Andre the Giant from the dead or something? Well, I just hope The 41st Thief doesn't come out dressed as the Iron Sheik.
The Hand of Evil?
As you can see, Lucifer had teamed with Claw about a week and a half ago as well as booking him on his team in their MM2k match. It's apparent now that Lucifer is trying to incorporate Claw into his Evil Empire. Of course Claw would be a perfect fit, but if you remember back in '98 when The Baron tried to gain Claw's services. Claw and The Baron's tag-team of The Powers of X could not get along due to Claw's erratic behavior and it just turned into a big ol' messy feud. Well, Chaz and Dexter weren't exactly a joy to get along with either for Claw. However, it's a lot more understood why Lucifer is pursuing Claw. Though Lucifer doesn't actually remember creating Claw, he's pretty sure that he's a product of hell. But if you ask me, I wouldn't think there was a heaven or hell on Jupiter, where Claw's from. Claw's just always been in a bad mood from having to live in Jupiter's severe climate. Well, let's pray (Hahaha!) for the benefit of all of us that Lucifer is able to tame Claw and at get that thing within more controlled surroundings... those evil bastards, all of them! Sorry.
Supreme Extreme Measures
The Supreme Being is doing everything he can to get MCW Man off his team in their MM2k match. He has already accepted that he's stuck in that match to begin with, but refuses to be on a team with the likes of such a crappy and boring wrestler. Supreme Being exclaimed to Mr. Radniecki, "The man's useless! He sucks! He's boring! He's gonna single-handedly kill what could still be an awesome match up! NOBODY cares about MCW Man! Just try and give his autograph away! I demand you get someone else, within reason, on my team! It's doesn't have to be Dingo Pack, just not this useless lump of clay you guys have so brilliantly named MCW Man!" Well we all know Mr. Radniecki is purposely in the process of screwing over The Supreme Being and the Gallos right now, but I think Supreme has got a good point about being an awesome match-up and all, so let's hope Mr. Radniecki reconsiders.
*We'll bring you more archived news reports from the first year of MCW in the following weeks....
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